Dear Cigarette Smoke...

I think the only thing you're good for is to remind me of the time I've spent in Europe.  Your scent makes those memories vivid as if they just happened yesterday.

Dear "You've Got Mail"...

You're like an old friend.  No matter how long it has been since I last saw you, we settle back in together as though we were never apart.

Dear Webmail...

Thank you for making my life a tad simpler.  I need all the help I can get.

Dear Yogurt...

Thanks for satisfying my urge for ice cream.  You're an infinitely healthier alternative to that guilty pleasure.

Dear Toddlers & Tiaras...

Seriously?

Dear backyard project that has been looming over my head...

At last, you're done.  I'm sure my body will ache terribly tomorrow, but I hope the graification for having finished you will far outweigh it.

Dear Exhaustion...

Thanks for bringing me back down to earth and reminding me that I cannot actually do it all.

Dear Words with Friends...

Thanks for simultaneously entertaining and challenging me.

Dear Bedside Lamp...

I hate to break it to you, but I think our time together is at an end.  I'm ready for a change.

Dear Bread Making...

Thanks for always being so rewarding.  The sense of accomplishment I feel afterwards is second to none.